There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
What’s the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...