Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...