A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...