Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Drinking fault finder
|A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...