Halloween party time!
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder…
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
Heaven or Hell?
There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish,...