60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
An advantage of being with an older woman
An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Be A Smoker!
Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.