He is a very fast drinker
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Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
The Interview.
Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a...
Funniness
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Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Life cycle of software
|The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested....