Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Heated passions
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners…
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was...
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...