There goes another one
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You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
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The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks...
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How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
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