Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...