Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE –...
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
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What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...