A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Different Treatments
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...