Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
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Hide and squeak!
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Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...