How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!