The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Baseball in Heaven?
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...