New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
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IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
The Big Horse Race
The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...