ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Idaho Crazy Law
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. Illegal for a man to...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...