A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Texas builds it larger
|A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...