Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...