Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...