What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...