Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...