Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...