Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Tuns of Puns! Part IV
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and...
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
Partner takes vacation
|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...