Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
Pick your sport carefully.
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...