Recently seen
|Recently seen on a card…Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
What is SWF?
What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?Sneaking While Married
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton…
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...