Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...