Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
The 25 BBS Commandments
|Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
You be the Judge!
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of...