Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...