Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
The loss of engines
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WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
Dear John Reply
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Husband 1.0
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Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!