Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
Guaranteed visits
|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final...