College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...