Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!