Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Harry Butt
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Bowling Team
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...