What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...