The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
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New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
What is a myth?
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What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
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Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...
Computer Idiots
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The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...