A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...