Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Condom Modelling Rejection
Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery Root Drive Droptrouser, NC 22269Dear John...
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit...
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...