A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...