A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Clintons Wish!
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp....
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...