yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
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He had his own frog horn!
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Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
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A psychology student at a local university…
A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate...
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Any last requests?
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