The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.