How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...