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The Braggart Gets His!
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The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Once some boys got together to play poker…
Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours...
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The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
A man calls his family doctor…
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Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...