HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...