A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager10) Like is, like, the most commonly used...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...