M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...