Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...