Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Army needs new recruits
|Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting8. Military transport flights now earn...
So you don not know Jack Schitt…
So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son’s finally maturing Bad: He’s...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...