No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
Great first parent
|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!