Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager10) Like is, like, the most commonly used...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun...