Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and...
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
The 25 BBS Commandments
|Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...