Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
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How to speak Southern
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Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Health condition
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, and during her...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
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Requesting a three day pass
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The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...