bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
Three engineering students were gathered together…
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body....
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...